- Bro 1: bro let's get matching anchor tattoos
- Bro 2: why bro?
- Bro 1: so our broship doesn't float away
- Bro 2: bro..
At the end of the day, we can endure much more than we think we can.
- Me: But I have about fifty books at home I haven't read, there's no reason for me to buy these.
- My brain: Okay, but consider this: more books.